(We open up to the locker room of the xWo, where Shatter-X, Mark Regis, Kid-X, and the lovely Kayla Lopez are seen sitting around. Shatter and Kayla are sitting together on a leather couch and Kid and Mark are sitting in metal chairs. Mark gets up and starts to walk around the room)
Mark: Who in the hell does James Hughes think he is? But more importantly…WHO IS JAMES HUGHES?
(Shatter and Kid look at each other and start to laugh)
Shatter: James Hughes, my little ignorant brother is nothing but a big time pushover and that’s all is will ever be
Mark: Well he must think he has a set a big balls or something because he’s attacked you for the past three weeks and got away with it
Kid: He only got away with it because he got scared and ran away when he saw us running after his sorry ass. Mark, are you scared of Hughes?
Mark: NO, what makes you ask something like that?
Shatter: Because your acting like you are
Mark: I’m not scared of some illiterate bastard like James Hughes and come Redemption, I’m going to show the world just what a joke this James Hughes really is!
Kid: Now that’s more like it. Speaking of Redemption, I just remember who I’m facing, some guy named Bobby Rose?
Shatter: Who?
Kid: Bobby Rose
Shatter: Who?
(Everyone bust out laughing but Shatter quickly regains his composure and looks at Kid with a serious look on his face)
Shatter: No, but seriously..Who is Bobby Rose?
Mark: Sounds like one of those “special” people
Kid: Ha Ha, true but I really do not know who this guy is. I looked everywhere but couldn’t find a thing on him. Wait a second I have a idea…Kayla do you have your laptop on you?
Kayla: Yeah, I think it’s around here somewhere
(Kayla starts to looks around the room for her laptop and finally finds it under some gym bags. Kayla picks it up, flips it up and turns it on then hands it over to Kid)
Kayla: What are you going to do?
Kid: Hold on, let me see if I can find it first?
(Kid starts to mess around on the computer but then stops as a grin comes over his face)
Kid: Found it! Thank god for the internet, now this person should be able to tell me just who this Bobby Rose is. Come on, I want everyone to hear this
(Kid takes a piece of paper and writes whatever he found out on it. All the member of the xWo exit the room as the screen cuts to a short commercial. When we return, the cameras come to life on another packed house in the Pit at the Binions Casino. “Break It Down” by Chris Warren blares across the PA system. The crowd jumps to their feet as the four members of the xWo walk out from the back. Kid-X and Mark Regis stand at opponent ends of the ramp and throw up X signs as Shatter-X and Kayla Lopez walk between them and down to the ring. Kid and Mark follow soon after. All four of them enter the ring and just walk around. Kid-X asks for a microphone and Stacey Fox hands him one)
Kid: Las Vegas, how are you tonight?
(The crowd erupts in cheers)
Kid: Now that’s what I’m talking about, now the reason for me coming out here and appearing in front of you tonight is just one reason. That reason being my match at Redemption this week against some guy named Bobby Rose. Now I have looks long and hard for information about this Bobby Rose and all of my searches come out empty so just a little while ago, all of us were sitting back there BS-ing and I got this crazy idea in my head. So, I wanted to come out here so all of you can share this experience with me. The only thing I ask for you to do is remain quite
(Kid-X pulls out his cell phone and the piece of paper he wrote on. Kid inputs the numbers on his phone and puts the phone on speaker as it rings)
??? (ring….ring….rin.) Hello?
Kid: Hello? Who am I speaking with?
???: This is Mrs. Rose? Who is this?
Kid: Hello, Mrs. Rose, this is Logan Rutherford from Honor Underground. I was calling today in regards to your son Bobby
Mrs. Rose: Oh my little Bobby, what do you need to know about him?
Kid: Well I was needing some background information on him, he didn’t really tell me much about himself when he asked for a job
Mrs. Rose: Bobby was just a special boy, he used to get up early in the mornings and feed the chickens for me, he was such a little joy to have
Kid: Alright, is there anything wrestling wise that he was talented at?
Mrs. Rose: Oh, well he once used to wrestling in the town pig wrestling competition, he won first place two years in a row before losing it to a girl but I gotta say, that was one manly looking girl
Kid: Mrs. Rose, anything else you want to add?
Mrs. Rose: No, that’s all I can think of…oh there is one other thing, if he ever gets too out of hand just tickle his tummy, he loves that, oh and if he gets hurt tell him, mommy will kiss it and make it better for him
Kid: I think that will do it, thank you Mrs. Rose for you cooperation
(Kid hangs the phone up and looks on at the crowd with a smirk on his face)
Kid: There you have it folks, Bobby Rose is nothing but a good ol’ fashion southern momma’s boy. Bobby I know your tobacco chewing redneck ass can hear or see me somewhere so listen up. I heard what you had to say about me earlier and that’s fine and dandy but what really got to me was when you claimed I was going to be X’ed out? Bobby, Bobby, Bobby..do you know what came to my mind after I heard you say that? What came to my mind was “Who in the hell is Bobby Rose” and just who in the hell does he think he’s talking too. No one in this building tonight knows you so don’t be talking smack that you can’t back up. You claim that you are going to knock my “yellow” british teeth out of my mouth, well I’d like to see you try, many have attempted to but crumbled to the ground. Bobby Rose until my dead body is lying on this ground you sir do not have the right to X-ing NO ONE out, do you hear me?
(The crowd start chanting “Redneck, Redneck,Redneck” throughout the Pit)
Kid: Bobby, you can work out in the bloody fields all you want but it’s not going to change the fact that at Redemption, you will face one of the hottest superstars that has ever graced this good ring and you will LOSE! You say that my victories so far have been lucky ones? Ha, that is all I have to say about that. I put all that I had into those matches Bobby, I trained my ass off for those matches. That is why I walked out of those matches victorious, not because I got lucky because there is no such thing as luck in this business, either you have it or you don’t and I have a strong feeling that you don’t my smelly Texas friend.
(Mark Regis starts to walk around the ring like some southern retard)
Kid: I see Mark is picking up on things. Now, you can call me a punk all you want but at least I’m not some cow raping, chicken choking, piece of horse crap like you Bobby Rose. I have say though, I did enjoy listening to your history speech you gave, it’s nice to know I was wrong about calling your illiterate. I know the history between the United States and Britain but Bobby that was centuries ago, times have changed if you haven’t noticed but considering that you probably live in some wooden shack out in the woods somewhere, you probably don’t know much so listen up Bobby Rose, it’s time for a history lesson. Since the United States claimed it’s freedom it is now open to anyone who wants to come here and make a living and be a citizen, so I’m sorry Bobby no one is invading “your land” because this is freedom’s land and anyone has the right to be here. Enough about that, it’s giving me a headache, as a matter of fact this whole Bobby Rose thing is giving me a headache. So before I get a migraine over this, I just want to say a few more things. Bobby, this week at Redemption, your not facing just some “punk”, your facing a man who intends on keeping his undefeated streak a live and I don’t care what I have to do, to do it…I am walking out of that match the winner. So, don’t come riding your cow in there thinking that this will be a walk in the park…sorry walk on the ranch, for you because it won’t, if you have anything to prove to the guys in the back then you better be ready to show it Thursday. Now just to correct you on something, after the match is over and bell has sounded, it will not be me that is lying on the ground looking up wondering what just happened, it will be YOU, Bobby Rose because you are going to be the one that gets X’ed the hell out!
(Kid throws the microphone down as “Break It Down” hits the PA again. Shatter, Mark,and Kayla exit the ring but Kid remains in as he hops onto one of the turnbuckles and throws up an X sign to the crowd. He hops back down and exits the ring as he joins back up with the other three. All of them walk up the ramp as the cameras fade to another commercial)
