(The screen cuts to the Honortron as the presentation begins)
-The following as been brought to you by the xWo….we know how to bring it down-
(It opens up with the Mark Regis dressed up as Havok, Kid-X dressed up like Black Jack McGraw, with a pillow stuffed in his shirt to make him look a little more like him, and finally Shatter-X dressed up like Synic. Kayla Lopez and seen dressed like a reportor)
Kayla: Hello my name is Kelly Astor, I come to you tonight and bring you an exlcusive News 12 interview with three of Honor’s main entertainers Havok, Black Jack McGraw, and Synic. Now you may have seen these three wrestle at the Binion Casino in downtown Las Vegas where Honor is currently based at, now to start it off, Havok I’d like to ask you a few questions…this week at Honor’s weekly show Redemption you have to face Mark Regis, how to do you feel about that?
Mark(Havok): I don’t Kelly, I can’t really think of anything to say about Mark right now but I can tell you this….I LIKE PIE!
Kelly: Is that really all you can say to Mark Regis….you like pie?
Mark(Havok): Oh yeah sorry…..Mark do you like pie? You can’t have mine if you do, IT’S MINE IT’S MINE GET AWAY FROM MY PIE!!
Kelly: Oh man, never mind about this guy, Black Jack McGraw, you and Synic here are facing two of Honor’s possibly deadliest talents Shatter-X and Kid-X, how do you plan on stopping them?
Kid(McGraw): Well Kelly it’s quite simple, I’m going to let them beat the living hell out of me like Synic did to me last week until eventually they get tired and lay down, then that’s when I’m going to go for the cover
Kelly: Don’t you think that might be a little dangerous?
Kid(McGraw): Oh course not Kelly that’s why I have Synic here to stop them if they beat me to bad
Shatter(Synic): That’s right Kelly a good partner always watches out for one another
Kelly: Okay Synic, is that why you picked Black Jack because you think the two of you will be good teammates?
Shatter(Synic): Kind of, I picked him because after I beat him to a inch of his life last week I knew that once I got tired I could let them beat on him for a little bit while I rest
Kelly: So you are just using him as a punching bag?
Shatter(Synic): No, not like that…more like rest stop that way I don’t get too tired, it looks like it’s going to be hard trying to take Shatter-X down….he seems better than me
Kid(McGraw): Kelly do you know that I’ve have fifty broken bones, six broken noses, and more than stitches than you’ve had boob jobs? And I know I will have more after the xWo beats the hell out of me Thursday at Redemption
Shatter(Synic): Look here our plan is unbeatable, there is no way the xWo will beat us with a plan like that, do you hear me.. No Way!
Kelly: Well guys if you all are so confident that your plan will work then good for you but I’m just going to tell you in front of everyone that the two of you are complete morons if you think that plan is going to work and you deserve to get your ass kicked and McGraw I think they stitched your brain up when they were putting the stitches in your head last week. Synic I think all the muscle has taken over what little brain you had left from probably all the steroids you’ve taken over the years. And Havok…don’t even get me started on you….screw this I’m out of here
(Kelly drops the microphone and walks off the screen. Havok(Mark) picks up it up and looks at the camera)
Mark(Havok): Is this thing still on? Hey guys you want some pie? I’ll share with you all
Shatter(Synic): Don’t mind if I do
Kid(McGraw): Sure I’ll take some…it might help this headache that I have going on
(The three men dig in to the pie with their hands and start eating like three cavemen. The camera fades and cuts back to the ring where everyone in the xWo are seen laughing. After a minute Kid collects his composure and puts the microphone back up to his lips)
Kid: Now was that funny or what?
(The crowd cheers and starts the “xWo” chant once again)
Kid: Now like I said I wanted to do that so Shatter would cheer the hell up a little and to also show everyone just exactly how we think of those three idiots. Mark and I both showed the world last week just how big of a joke the so called Prophets of Hell are. Apparently Havok was too in love with pie to focus on the match the week before and Sage just doesn’t have what it takes to match up to people like us. Yes, I know I had to save our ass a couple of times because ol’ Marky boy here dropped the ball but who was it that delivered that final blow of the match? ME that’s who…the one person that everyone thought would get thrown around and stepped one well I did just what I said I was going to. Everyone in the back looks at me like I’m just damn joke but my friends I am one of the most dangerous people you will EVER come across and there will be no stopping me, the size of someone does not matter in this business because just like a black widow spider, just one bit and your ass is grass.
(Mark Regis takes the microphone from Kid)
Mark: Alright there little one, enough about you for a moment….Havok, you pie eating bastard, this week on Redemption it’s you and me one on one, you won’t have your partner Sage to save you this week. I know I was a little rusty last week but I don’t intend on being the same way this week because this week Havok, I’m going to show the world just what Mark Regis is all about and I’m going to make a example out of you so everyone in the back will know just who the hell they are dealing with when they step into this ring with me. I am no rookie and I never was..MARK MY WORDS!!!
(Mark hands the microphone over to Shatter-X who seems to be eager to speak his mind)
Shatter: You know I have been racking my brain trying to figure out who the stupid ass is who bashed me in the head after I showed Vindictive he should be wrestling here on this lower class show than with the Shatter man. I just can’t think of who it can be but I will find out one way or another if I have to go through everybody in this building even Logan Rutherford if I have to, I will find who attacked me and they will suffer the worse possible pain in their life…they will be begging for death. Now enough rambling about that for a second, I want to talk about mine and Kid’s tag match this week at Redemption. Black Jack McGraw, you said early this week that you have seen the Shatter man in action before and that you thought I was “Impressive” McGraw if you were the one facing me you would be saying a lot more than impressive maybe more a long the lines of “Unbelievable” or “Unstoppable” because that is the rating that all of these people out here give me, why do you think Logan Rutherford called me the first place…he knew this place would be nothing without me or the xWo and he’s right..this is would be nothing because people like you McGraw are nothing more than spit on a sidewalk when it comes to someone like me, I am better than you and Synic and I will always be better. There is nothing you can do about that. Now moving on to Synic, Synic you may put a beating on Black Jack McGraw last week I’ll give you that but this week your not stepping into the ring with two washed up men, no, your stepping into the ring with two of the toughest people you will ever have the honor of fighting. Don’t count on throwing us around his you did McGraw because my freaky friend you and I almost match up in stats but here’s the catch….I’m better than you! Come Thursday at Redemption Black Jack, Synic the both of you will learn that you are not Shatter Resistant!
(Shatter hands the microphone back to Kid. Kid goes to talk but notices Dynamite and Punisher starting to get back up. Kid and Mark run and slide kick both of them back to the ground. Kid gets back up and grabs the mic)
Kid: Now back to what I was going to say. I don’t know much about Synic but I do know, like Shatter said, he is a freak and he has a hell of a height advantage against me but Synic if you are a religious man then you know the story about David and Goliath and how David brought Goliath down with a rock, well Synic this week is going to be a little like that except I will be the rock that brings you down. I have wrestled bigger men than you have and I don’t expect you to be the last. Now Black Jack, earlier this week you also called me Shatter’s “Pet Monkey” now that’s funny coming from someone who hardly even fights back. Black Jack, I am no ones pet fucking monkey and I am going to show you that Thursday count on it. You said I had potential if I could beat people like Sage and Havok well my friend those two were nothing and and what I did last week is just a little taste of what I can really do, if you don’t believe me then just ask Shatter, he has been with me from the start and he knows just what I am capable of….I have brought down champions and I have brought down some of the toughest people in some of the business I have been in and I don’t plan on stopping anytime soon. Black Jack and Synic I do hope the two of you bring your best because I do look forward to a good challenge but just remember though, when your laying down on the mat after Shatter and I have just beat the living hell out of you and have spray painted “xWo” on your sorry asses, just remember that you have just been..X’ed the fuck out!
(“Break it Down” hits over the PA system as Kid drops the microphone and over at his teammates, Mark points over the JJ Dynamite and Punisher who are still out on the floor. Shatter, Kid, Mark, and Kayla Lopez get into a huddle formation and talk amongst one another for a minute. They break up as Kid and Mark get out of the ring and grab Dynamite and Punisher and roll them back into the ring. Meanwhile, Kayla runs up the ramp and into the back, a moment later she reappears what Shatter’s sledgehammer and a can of spray paint)
Dalton: Where the hell is security when you need them?
Thomas: I think we all know what is about to happen here
Crowd: Sledge em Sledge em!!!
(Kayla slides Shatter his sledgehammer and the can of spray paint. Shatter sits the spray paint to the side and signals for Kid and Mark to pick the two men up. Shatter looks around and then nails both of them in the stomach. Both men hit the ground in pain as Kid grabs Dynamite and hits the “X’d out” on him over Punisher’s body. Mark tells the ref to count as the red counts to 3. Shatter grabs the spray paint and tags Dynamite’s back with xWo. Mark picks the microphone back up)
Mark: I told you all we would pick a winner for you!
(Mark drops the microphone and the four xWo members exit the ring to a cheer roaring crowd. They all walk up to the top of the ramp but stop and throw up an X sign before they enter the back. The screen cuts to commercial)[/b]
